A wild raven perches himself on the fence of a human’s farm and squawks for help because he has three porcupine quills stuck in the side of his face. The kind humans who find him attempt to take the quills out, but not without some “lip” from the raven.
(Really. It is a baby! Its mouth is still pink.)
…her beauty and her terror -
the wide brown land for me.
Must go visit some time.
Why the hell isn’t WA on fire and VIC flooding?
yeah apparently he’s a dancer in the court. *sigh*
Text in the speech bubbles:
King Liitas: Tell me Darlings, who is this new dancer?
Gorgon Consorts: He is Anaron, Milord.
Stheno: Do you wish to have him warn your bed, milord?
King Liitas: Apparently so.
(Spelt things wrong, not fixing it.)
Liitas is meant to be blind, but lets assume this is before that event.
In The Princess Bride, Inigo’s quest for his father’s killer is one of the most successful subplots in film history. Watching his performance, it’s such an emotional scene. I was looking up little known facts about the movie and found out that the reason this scene is so moving is because just after Mandy Patinkin took this role, his father died of cancer. In this fight he imagined that this was his chance to beat cancer, to come to terms with his father’s death by getting revenge on cancer (The Six-Fingered Man). Pretty sure I’ve cried whenever I see that scene ever since.
FRICKING HECK, DICK, YOU CAN’T JUST THROW YOURSELF OFF THE TOP OF WAYNE TOWER TO TEST IF THE FALL IS SURVIVABLE. Oh my god.
Poor Tim’s just like, the shit I have to deal with in this family…
[Gotham Knights 10]
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
the disclaimer though
reblogging again because I actually read the disclaimer this time…
the disclaimer is so gold and im glad i didnt skip it
To help combat a steady wave of shoplifting a 7-Eleven store in the Japanese region of Kanto is requesting the public’s assistance.
A pilfering feline has stolen hundreds of yen worth of cat food from the helpless convenience store.
The cat is described as three-apples-tall, black, and walks in an aloof manner. It’s believed to be armed and dangerous and neither police nor 7-Eleven advise the public to try and lure it in with promises of head-scritches.
Sergeant Stubby, so named for his lack of a tail, was a stray pitbull found wandering Yale campus by some soldiers there during drill.
"He learned the bugle calls, the drills, and even a modified dog salute as he put his right paw on his right eyebrow when a salute was executed by his fellow soldiers."
He was smuggled into WW1 by a soldier, and allowed to stay when he saluted the man who would later become his commanding officer.
He was sent to the trenches where he was under constant enemy fire for over a month. He was wounded in the leg by a German hand grenade, sent to a hospital to convalesce, then returned to the front lines…
After being wounded in a gas attack, Stubby developed such a sensitivity that he would run and bark and alert the other soldiers of incoming gas attacks AND artillery attacks precious seconds before they occurred, saving countless lives. A canine early warming system.
He would go into no man’s land, find wounded men, shouting in English, And stay with them, barking, until medics arrived.
He once captured a German spy.
The spy, mapping out Allied trenches, tried to call to Stubby, but Stubby got aggressive and then chased down and attacked the spy when he attempted to flee, allowing Allied soldiers to capture him.
For this he was awarded the rank of Sergeant- the first dog to do so.
After helping the Allies retake Château-Thierry in France, Sergeant Stubby was sewn a uniform by the women of the town, on which to wear his many medals.
He went on to meet multiple Presidents, dignitaries and ambassadors and become the mascot of Georgetown University football.
There is nothing about this that is not magical.
A very good dog.